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Tuesday, 29 April 2014

#WeAreAllMonkeys




A banana was thrown at Danny Alves in one of Barcelona's recent matches. and he did something spectacular. He picked it up and he ate it up.




We are all monkeys...Or so Charles Darwin thinks.
White monkeys, Black monkeys, Red monkeys...etc
So why would you throw your banana to another monkey?
It's time to start the campaign...We are all monkeys! Let's eat up those bananas.





 

STOP RACISM!!




Sunday, 27 April 2014

AFCON 2015 draws

Qualifiers Draw:

Group A :Nigeria, South Africa, Sudan, Namibia/Congo/Libya/Rwanda

Group B :Mali, Algeria, Ethiopia, winner of Sao Tome/Benin/Malawi/Chad.

Group C :Burkina Faso, Angola, Gabon, winner of Liberia/Lesotho/Kenya/Comoros.

Group D :Ivory Coast, Cameroon, DR Congo, winner of Swaziland/Sierra Leone/Gambia/Seychelles.

Group E :Ghana, Togo, Guinea, winner of Madagascar/Uganda/Mauritania/EqGuinea.

Group F :Zambia, Cape Verde, Niger, winner of Tanzania/Zimbabwe/Mozambique/South Sudan.

Group G :Tunisia, Egypt, Senegal, winner of Burundi/Botswana/CAR/Guinea Bissau.

Friday, 25 April 2014

Ex-barca Coach Vilanova Dies Of Cancer At 45

Former Barcelona coach Tito Vilanova died on Friday aged 45 after a long battle with throat cancer.
David Ramos/Getty ImagesBarcelona say former coach Tito Vilanova has died.
Vilanova succeeded Pep Guardiola at Barcelona and won the Spanish league title in 2012, his only season in charge.
Vilanova had undergone emergency surgery on Thursday at Clinica Quiron in Barcelona as gastric complications arose, multiple news outlets in Spain reported. The Catalan coach had dealt with cancer in his parotid gland for more than two years.

How To Answer Comprehension Questions In Jamb- (CBT Candidate Take Note

There are different types of questioning method employed by jamb in this delicate section.They are as follows:

1.Authorial questioning method
2.Periphrastic questioning method
3.Logical questioning method
4.Evaluation questioning method
5.Contextual questioning method
6.Refutational questioning method

Let's begin with 1.Authorial questioning method)
: Questions under this questioning method require a candidate to provide answers based on the dictates of the passage...Examples:
1.According to the writer...
2.The passage suggests that...
For instance,if a passage talks about prostitution of under-age girls and how it has helped shape their lives for good,and a question is asked that
"Prostitution is_____(a)good(b)bad...The answer is 'good' in accordance to passage ..you must not allow your personal opinion to influence your answer.

2.Periphrastic questioning method:
This is a "round-about' questioning method,Whereby a candidate is required to simplify the question before answering it.Examples are:
-Which of this is untrue?(i.e which of this is not true.)
-Which of this is unimportant?(i.e which of this is not important).

3.Logical questioning method: Here,the principle of logic is required to enable you pick a right answer from the available options. A candidate needs to consider and gather concrete facts that are paraphernalia of a certain context to enable him arrive at the right answer.

4.Evaluation questioning method: This requires a candidate to describe a person or object in the passage how the given subject does thing comes into the picture like,walks,talks and so on.Example:In given passage Saka is described as a bully that beats girls like a two-headed goat and so on ..And You are asked:
"According to the passage,Saka is a______(a)Two-headed goat (b)skilled fighter(c)bull(d)bully...The answer is 'bully'...because from the facts emanating from the passage the best word that can be used to describe Saka present in the options given is 'bully'...

5.Contextual questioning method: This questioning method requires the candidate to provide answers based on the context or description of the passage.
Example:In ultimate academy,there is a boy called Jude,he beats all the girls in his class,he is so unfriendly that he doesn't laugh except when he is eating.Recently,he assaulted a girl on her way home and got her extremely wounded.In short,he is a goat.
Goat as used in the passage means (a)a four-legged animal(b)an aggressive and silly being(c)a talented fighter...The answer is 'an aggressive and silly being.'

6.Refutational questioning method: To refute means to prove falsity or error of something.Questions under this category are as follows:
-Which of these is true about Halima in the passage?
-Which of these is untrue about Tomi in the passage?

7.Direct questioning method: This type of questioning method is the simplest and most direct of all listed above...
example: What is Quadri's occupation in the passage?

Nigerians Writes An Open Letter To Psquare Using Their Tracks Title (psquare fight)

Dear Psquare, I want to ask * WHY
E BE SAY * una wan split after all
these years? Coz u guys seem to
have forgotten that there is * NO
ONE LIKE YOU * in African, and u
also forgot that God use
*IFUNANYA * to make it to be a
*POSSIBILITY * for u guys to be
*UNLIMITED* today.
I feel so bad over your latest
*STORY * coz * I LOVE YOU * and i
urge u to deal with your present
situation * PERSONALLY* and do
not let your *BEAUTIFUL
ONYINYE’s * to make you split.
Don’t forget that they are only
there to *CHOP YOUR MONEY *. I
know that *E NO EASY* but u guys
should try not to get involve in any
*BIZZY BODY * because it will only
lead to more * DANGER* in your
carrier, and your fans will no
longer be able to dance * ALINGO *
again. Take a look at how BRACKET
is living their life *YORI YORI*. So
u may call on LKT to come
*FOLLOW FOLLOW* settle the
problems u guys are having, coz e
get as e dey *DO ME* anytime i
hear that u guys want to *BREAK
IT*.
I also heard that you brought
*OGA POLICE * in to the matter. I
want u guyz to be *MORE THAN A
FRIEND * to avoid any
*TEMPTATION * which will lead to
*GAME OVER *, try to use the
formula of *IFUNANYA * we are
hoping to hear your * TESTIMONY*
soon!

Ryan Giggs Takes Charge

Ryan Giggs has taken charge as Manchester United coach till the end of the season.

Manchester United hosts Norwich tomorrow 26/04/2014 in the premier league, and we are going to see his first game in charge. Wishing  him a successful career.


National Common Entrance Time Table "Exam Date 26th April 2014

NATIONAL EXAMINATIONS COUNCIL

THE 2014 NATIONAL COMMON EXTRANCE EXAMINATION (NCEE) INTO JSS 1 OF FEDERAL GOVERNMENT UNITY COLLEGES
EXAMINATION TIME TABLE
EXAMINATION DATE: SATURDAY 26TH APRIL, 2014

TIME ACTIVITY

11:00am – 12:00 noon Validation of candidates and marking of attendance

12:00noon – 12:20pm Issuance of customized OMR answer sheets for Paper I to candidates

12:20pm – 12:30pm Issuance of Paper I Question papers to candidates

12:30pm – 2:15pm Paper I
Part A – Mathematics and General Science
Part B – Quantitative and Vocational Aptitude

2:15pm – 2:40pm Break

2:40pm – 3:00pm Issuance of customized OMR answer sheets for Paper II to candidates

3:00pm – 3:10pm Issuance of Paper II Question papers to candidates

3:10pm – 4:55pm Paper II
Part A – English and Social Studies
Part B – Verbal Aptitude

Tuesday, 22 April 2014

Atletico Madrid - Chelsea Starting Lineup Champions League Semi-Finals 22/4/2014



Atletico Madrid
 -  
Chelsea








formations :
[ 4-4-2 ]
[ 4-2-3-1 ]
line-ups :

Thibaut Courtois

Petr Cech

Diego Godin

Ashley Cole

Filipe Luis

Gary Cahill

Juanfran

John Terry

Miranda

Cesar Azpilicueta

Tiago

David Luiz

Koke

Frank Lampard

Raul Garcia

Oscar

Gabi Fernández

Eden Hazard

David Villa

Willian

Diego Costa

Fernando Torres
coach :

Diego Simeone

Jose Mourinho